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Joke of the Day
"I was banned from the gym for taking home a dumbbell. ""Free weights,"" my ass!"
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"A Poem Roses are grey. Violets are grey. Lol, I'm a dog."
"Guys, no one on Twitter cares about what you're doing. They just want to know about how much you hate what you're doing."
"So I asked my friend what ADHD was... He told me ""It's was like a better quality version of."""
"Modern Feminism Saw this subreddit so I thought I'd pitch in my two cents."
"I like my coffee like I like my women. Not banging my friends."
"Nothing screams ""I don't care about being on time for work"" like hopping on Twitter first thing in the morning."
"My friend told me he had the body of a Greek god. I had to explain to him that Buddha is not Greek."
"Either Narnia has really gone downhill or I'm just sitting in some guy's closet."
"Why can't you hear rabbits having sex in the woods? They have cotton balls!"