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Joke of the Day

"""Mommy, what's a butterfly?"" ""When a girl loves many boys in a short time during college, she gets a tattoo reminder for her future husband"""

"""chill before serving"" is the best advice I can think of if you're an angry waitress"

"What do you call a pretty lady on the arm of a drummer? A Tattoo."

"Just thought about it... (nsfw) My ex-boyfriend was 6'1"". My current boyfriend is 6'3"" ....height isn't the only 2 inch difference between them."

"What do you call an Asian woman who lives next to a data centre? Ping Lo."

"How do you disappoint a Redditor? [Fixed] [Reposts]"

"What is a ghost's favorite Wild West town? Tombstone."

"I don't know what the thickness limit on the office laminator is, but I'm sure as fuck not stopping until I have a waterproof cat."

"Cop: [knocks] Dinosaur: can I help you? Cop: we've had reports of small arms fire [Flaming T-Rex runs past screaming]"

"Son asks his father... Son: Dad, how do you feel about abortion? Dad: Ask your brother. Son: But I don't have a brother. Dad: Exactly."