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Joke of the Day

"I'm my biggest critic. I'm my strongest critic. I'm my tallest critic. I'm my prettiest critic. who's a good critic. yes you. whose a good c"

"My boss pulled up in his new car today so I complimented him on it. He responded "" if you set your goals, work hard and execute, I can buy an even better one next year"""

"Just asked my hairstylist for the ""Bieber."" He shaved off all my pubic hair."

"One does not know true happiness until he gets married But then it's too late... Source: I heard it in a PS2 Raw vs Smackdown game..."

"What's the difference between a dwarven packrat and a venereal disease? One is a runt with a cache."

"With great power... ... comes a great electricity bill."

"I keep trying to e-mail Mubarak, but all I get is ""Out of Office""."

"I marched in a high school band, caught an armed robber, and sold girl scout cookies. All I was trying to do was find my car."

"A punk walked into a barber's shop and sat in an empty chair. ""Haircut sir?"" asked the barber. ""No just change the oil please!"""

"What's a mathematician's favorite plant? Geometry"