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Joke of the Day

"Tomorrow I'm gonna chase someone...like really run after them..screaming and everything."

"I like musical dramas. They really strike a chord with me."

"A Mexican magician says he can disappear on the count of three. ""Uno.... Dos...."" and poof, he disappeared without a tres."

"Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked to be in a movie about famous musical composers... He responded ""I'll be Bach"""

"Did you guys see the stock prices of brussel sprouts today? They really blew up...."

"Gramps' head was chopped off by a helicopter blade and same with his dad and his dad before him. So no Rod, you can't go to helicopter camp."

"What kid of music do old people listen to? Hip-Pop"

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"Why aren't there any jokes about Jonestown? The punchline was too long"

"Who is the dogs favourite comedian ? Growlcho Marx !"