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Joke of the Day

"Jury awards $22 million to man locked in closet by East Cleveland police for four days with no food or toilet. R Kelly is going to sue the East Cleveland police for copyright infringement."

"What do priests have in common with my dad's BBQs? They both stick their meat in 10 year old buns."

"Hurry! Invest in Viagra stock!! I heard it's about to go up!"

"How do you make Donald Trump laugh? tickle his armpits"

"What is the difference between ovaries and testicles? There is a vas diference"

"What do you call sex with a french midget? Bone a petite"

"I always shave my beard after having sex ... so I can remind my wife for how long we've not been doing it."

"How can you tell when someone is vegan? Don't worry, they'll tell you."

"Here's a joke. Women's rights"

"What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common? They've both swallowed a lot of seamen."