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Joke of the Day

"Donald Trump's Best Friend Donald Trump was talking about his best friend, ""Eugene Wall."" He said that he liked to call him ""Euge"" for short."

"Are you into gardening stuff like sowing seeds? Well, I'll sew my dick to your forehead so you can seed-EEZ NUTS!"

"What do you call a giant firebreathing lizard with a procrastination problem Dragon his feet"

"One of the toughest parts of adulthood is figuring out how to stay friends with people who post too many selfies"

"How can you tell God is a man? If God was a woman sperm would taste like chocolate"

"What do you do in 5 minutes that you then suffer for for 9 months? A school application."

"A carnival worker plans to sue after recently being fired. His lawyers say it is a clear case of funfair dismissal."

"Teacher: That's quite a cough you have there what are you taking for it ? Pupil: I don't know teacher. What will you give me ?"

"Sarah McLachlan should do a commercial but instead of homeless pets in cages, people in cubicles."

"What kind of shoes do Frogs wear? Open Toad sandals... I'll show myself out - thank you"