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Joke of the Day
"Life is basically trying to meet better people than the ones you currently know."
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"[Restaurant] Waiter: Compliments of the chef. *He opens silver platter and post-it notes with the words 'You're beautiful' pour out*"
"How does a faceless man from Braavos have an orgasm? By Jaqen off."
"What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book? In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care."
"Can you guess what the pirate's favorite drink is? *Hint: named after a Captain...* Black beer, duh"
"What's a panda's favourite drink? Bambooze"
"Have you ever heard of Tupac? You probably haven't, he's pretty underground"
"I don't know why everyone dislikes catholics... They are putting so much into the youth."
"Hi, I'm a German and I'm getting really offended by these Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He was stabbed by a Jewish crip he was trying to rape"
"What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin? ""I don't know what?"" ""We're sure not sending you to the store!"""