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Joke of the Day
"A man with Deja vu walks into a bar."
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"cop: could you please describe the man who tried to kill you me: yeah he was not nice"
"Coworker said 'nice pink shirt, when did you come out?' I said 'IT'S NOT PINK IT'S SALMON!'. Then I snapped my fingers and skipped away."
"My doctor said if I wanna drop a few pounds I'd have to stay away from carbs So I've been using this insanely long straw to drink beer"
"I recently learned diarrhea is genetic... Yeah, it runs in your genes."
"The cool thing about robbing a library is that you have two weeks before they notice."
"I'd like to execute g0d. But how can you execute vacuum."
"Here is a racist joke. How are black people and apples similar? They both look good hanging from trees"
"When my toddlers ask where mommy is, I explain that she's gone to heaven. That way they're super-excited when she gets back from the gym."
"Q: What do you call a blind dinosaur? A: An Idontthinkhesaurus."