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Joke of the Day

"A man with Deja vu walks into a bar."

"What do you call a confused baker? I dough know."

"i finally checked out chatroulette. i saw three fornicators, two masturbaters, and a partridge in a pear tree."

"If you're looking for me to be more tasteful and tender, marinate me in whiskey."

"What's the difference between jelly and jam? Can't jelly my dick in your ass"

"""Grandpa, grandpa! Tell us again about the time you whittled a 189 character idea down to a perfect 140 character tweet!"""

"Just used shampoo so fortifying that a giant brick wall manifested around me in the shower & I guess this is my home now."

"I found out why amphibious cars never caught on. They were always getting toad."

"Legend say, Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice... Donald Trump tried to count to 10 and got stuck in a paper bag."

"On Mondays, Zombies feel alive inside."