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Joke of the Day

"Legend say, Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice... Donald Trump tried to count to 10 and got stuck in a paper bag."

"Whenever someone says ""let's get weird"" my first thought is ""I'm already there"""

"I got caught sniffing underwear... I got caught sniffing my friend's sister's underwear the other day, What made it worse was she was still wearing them, Made the rest of her funeral really awkward."

"""Phone Call to My Dad"" feat. My Mom Yelling Things at Me in the Background"

"I accidentally planted some marijuana seeds on my farm It's all gone to pot"

"Oh, Fox News! LOL! You wacky, bigoted fucks!"

"I hear that diarrhea is hereditary. It runs in your genes."

"Q: How do you recognize a blonde in school? A: They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board."

"Gay pickup line Shit gurl, are you a chiropractor? Cause you straighten me out."

"How did the Frenchman get turned on? He French-kissed a power outlet"