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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between jelly and jam? Can't jelly my dick in your ass"

"Why do Scottish men wear kilts? 'Cause the sound of a zipper scares the FUCK out of sheep."

"Why are all black people fast? The slow ones got caught."

"A Priest and a Rabbi... see a little boy bent over. The Priest says to the Rabbi: ""Should we fuck him?"" The Rabbi says to the Priest: ""Out of what?"""

"Tried to be sly and shove the whole cookie in my mouth without him seeing me. Then he turned around and asked me a question."

"I like my women like I like my coffee. BIG"

"Election There was an election in New York."

"Why is stupid monster like a jack-o'-lantern? They both have empty heads."

"If you enjoy waking up and checking to see what died, get a fish tank"

"Why did the run-on sentence take a pregnancy test? Because its period came too late."