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Joke of the Day

"Him: Hey, you really think that doing all those shots are going to make you forget that you got fired? Me: I got fired?"

"I found out someone's been impersonating me... Well two can play at that game."

"What did Hamlet say when he heard dubstep for the first time? ""Aye, there's the wub"""

"Chuck Norris Jokes http://chuck-norris-jokes.com/"

"[at a party] *taps wife's shoulder* I've looked everywhere...where are all the swings? (wife pulls away from kissing Bob) ""What?"""

"What do animals read in zoos? Gnus papers."

"Chilly Did you know that you can freeze a human to -273.15 C and he'd be 0K"

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"I believe that old ladies in wheelchairs with blankets covering their legs are actually retired mermaids."

"Football players, basketball players and soccer players all play with balls. How come my girlfriend refuses to."