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Joke of the Day
"What do animals read in zoos? Gnus papers."
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"What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog ? A croaker spaniel !"
"Why do so many people in the South get married? Free shotgun"
"What's the difference between a Zippo and a hippo ? Ones a little lighter"
"Doctor: I have some bad news. You HAVE to stop masturbating. Man: OMG Doc, WHY? Doctor: I'm trying to examine you."
"Drag slicks are a lot like condoms... ...you don't really mind a broken one until you realize how expensive it's going to be."
"18 years ago today, Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum saved our country and our PLANET from an alien invasion. Never forget"
"ISIS I Saw I Shot. Then Iran. Cuz I'm a cowardly bitch."
"Q: Did you hear about the imaginary tree? A: It was mapleleaf."
"Why can't your jokes ever make NRA members laugh? Because jokes don't make people laugh, people make people laugh."