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Joke of the Day
"I found out someone's been impersonating me... Well two can play at that game."
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"What kind of dog did Dracula have? A Bloodhound."
"I received 10 pounds of pot in the mail by mistake. So I did the right thing and called the police to come pick up all 4 pounds."
"What do you call a ghost at midnight? A sheet in the dark!"
"Why is sex like a game of Euchre? You don't need a partner if you have a good hand."
"What's another name for an irrational fear of clowns? Common sense."
"I don't like adulting... ...just kidding."
"What did the Reddit admins do for Christmas? [removed]"
"Do all Europeans countries drive on the right? No, the Brits left."