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Joke of the Day

"My uncle Aaron is sort of the black sheep of the family because his skin is black & everybody else's is white."

"I like my women how i like my wine 12 years old and locked up in my basement. sorry i had to"

"Do you wanna play the rape game? ""no?"" Well that's the spirit!"

"Why does Donald Trump take Zanax? For Hispanic attacks."

"I haven't talked to a single member of my family since the great monopoly battle of '06. So yea, I know a thing or 2 about holding a grudge."

"A mentally ill man shot himself in the head as a suicide attempt. The bullet cured his disorder and he became a straight-A college student."

"When Balls Disappear What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear? Answer: You Blink Your Eyes."

"What's the difference between a circus and a strip club? One has cunning stunts the other has stunning..."

"The secrets of the baking industry are given out only on a knead to dough basis."

"How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? The light bulb shouldn't need to change in order for society to accept it."