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Joke of the Day
"Why can't you trust atoms? Because they make up everything."
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cathy ! Cathyl who ? Cathy free. Never had it. Never will !"
"*leads wife into bedroom where rose petals on comforter spell out ""NO, YOU TAKE OUT THE GARBAGE"""
"I was asked if I wanted to volunteer at the U2 concert... ...I said I don't like to do Pro Bono work."
"[is being given CPR by my ex girlfriend] ""do you know how many heart attacks I had to fake before they sent you."""
"Victoria Beckham got her twat shaved. He still looks ridiculous."
"What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Poop"
"Guess what... Chicken butt!"
"What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time *door closes on way out*"
"Chuck Norris joke: Alexander Bell invented the telephone. When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris"