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Joke of the Day

"What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Poop"

"If Snow White can trick 7 men into supporting her, then I'm sure I can find at least one sucker to do that for me."

"What's the most cleanest animal on the planet? A Hygiena."

"Why are lumberjacks bad at online video games? Because their connections are so weak they are always logging out."

"Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it."

"Meatloaf just collapsed on stage Mom is losing her skills in the kitchen"

"What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toe? Mitosis!"

"The only time my girl friend will ever scream ""DEEPER, DEEPER""... ...is when they are lowering my casket into the ground!"

"Satan is so gay!"

"Studio Dunkers-that's an odd name for store-brand Oreos. I'd like a written explanation from Duane Reade."