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Joke of the Day

"*leads wife into bedroom where rose petals on comforter spell out ""NO, YOU TAKE OUT THE GARBAGE"""

"Mayweather VS. Paqiauo wasn't fair... Mayweather got to practice on his wife."

"What brand of makeup does cap'n crunch wear C'ereal"

"Why is Harry Potter so popular? The story grows on you."

"Police men knock on the door..... Somebody knocks on door: Who is there? Police? What do you want? We want to talk. How many of you are there? Two. So talk with each other."

"Why couldn't the dyslexic plantation owner get anything done? Gingers just don't last in the sun."

"Chuck Norris donates blood, just not his own"

"A catholic priest is drowning - if only he had a buoy to hold onto"

"what do you call a 9 year old african boy crying on his knees Midlife crisis"

"is thinking that with their track record, buying condoms at a BP station is just taking too big a risk!"