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Joke of the Day

"B: Girl you so fine, I rate you a 9 3/4. G: Why? B: Because I wanna put myself in you. Harry Potter pickup line"

"Why did the liontamer stop using WinZip? ...because lions only understand .rars"

"How can you tell a lawyer is lying? Other lawyers look interested."

"Why can't ghosts make babies? They have hollow weenies! .... And I'll just see myself out."

"Little known fact, Alvin wore the big A on his shirt because he slept around."

"When you complain about dropping your phone remember that there are people who are starving who'll totally make you another one."

"Why do girls always get mad when I try to read their shirts? It's not my fault I'm blind."

"Nobody deserves to look that peaceful sleeping. SLAP."

"With all these regulations and safety hazards about burgers... Rare meat is hard to find."

"Jesus walks..... Jesus walks into a holiday inn, tosses three nails on the counter and asks, "" Can you put me up for the night?"""