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Joke of the Day

"Remember, you are faster and trickier than they are. - Me, to myself, when I'm fighting a kid at the playground for the last swing."

"There are 10 types of people in this world Those who understand binary, and those who don't."

"Don't join dangerous cults Practice safe sects"

"Have you ever tried eating a clock? I heard it might be time consuming."

"What did the hobo say to the prostitute? Hey girl, I'd sleep in that box."

"How can a middle aged unemployed rat with 4 teenage turtles afford so much pizza?"

"Where do sharks come from? Sharkago!"

"Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the heck was going on when I first saw it."

"I think I'm developing a taste for foreign films like Tokyo Drift."

"If you ask me to go get ""Eyetalian"" food with you, our friendship is probably over."