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Joke of the Day

"I always finish sandwiches because there will already be too many regrets when I die."

"I'm biased: I have four buttocks."

"Why does the doctor spank the baby after birth? To knock the dicks off the dumb ones."

"What happens to a person when they move out of Asia? They become dis-oriented!"

"[OC] Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room? Air Conditioning"

"What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down."

"I'd tell you a joke about statistics But the punchline is probably outside your range."

"Happy 1 year anniversary to the Lean Cuisine in my freezer!"

"why do women not need to wear watches? there's a clock on the stove"

"Why can't you run through a campsite? Because you ran when it's past tents."