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Joke of the Day

"What did the Medieval Gynecologist say to his patients? At your cervix, m'lady"

"What's the healthiest cuisine? Vitaminese food."

"Working with underprivileged children is really rewarding because I get to tell people about it."

"I heard that no real accountants were consulted during the filming of the new movie The Accountant. They want the movie to be entertaining."

"You know what I don't get? Laid."

"Did you know ""bathtub"" backwards is still ""bathtub""? It's not, but for a second there you believed me."

"What's the opposite of a basic Jew? A Hasidic Jew. (Thank you.. Thank you.. I'll be here all week..)"

"In ""Come As You Are"", Kurt Cobain kept repeating ""And I swear that I don't have a gun""... ...he lied."

"What did the commitment averse monster truck announcer say to his girlfriend when she asked him, ""When are you going to finally ask me to marry you?"" ###SOMEDAY ###SOMEDAY! ###SOMEDAY!!"

"What did the rude prism say to the light beam that smacked into him? Get bent!"