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Joke of the Day

"Why doesn't the United States have to worry about a North Korean nuclear missile attack? we have the Iron Giant"

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"""Don't stop bereaving.""..............Karaoke singer at a Philipino funeral.."
"A Billionaire, a Misogynist, and a Racist walks into a bar The bartender asks how he is doing in the election. Edit: shitty spelling and punchline"
"I might be overreacting, but being forced to scroll past other countries in a drop down menu makes me want to start a world war."
"Some people like instant gratification but I prefer mine brewed slowly from freshly ground gratification beans"
"I'm allowed to make racist jokes because my Mother in Law is Korean And she love me long time"
"""I'm Googling some people to play Wii with"" -2010: normal. -1997: weird as fuck."
"Turns out fantasy football is nothing like I thought it would be. Anyone interested in a naughty quarterback outfit? Serious inquiries only."