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Joke of the Day
"And on the 8th day, God created atheists and said, ""Oh man, you're not gonna believe this."""
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"I use the word ""thingy"" when I cant think of the word: Me- Are you picking up the ""thingy's?"" Wife- ...you mean your kids? Me- Dont judge me"
"What do you call a Yugoslavian Pimp? Yasalivason Medickubitch"
"My girlfriend told me that she's sick of me pretending I'm a cat Girlfriend: ""I'm sick of you pretending you're a cat. I packed your bags. I want you to go."" Me: ""Wait, are you kicking MEEEOOWWT???"""
"Just watched 7 hours of the Inside of my Eyelids Channel. Lotta black shows."
"What do you call a man who excels at fishing? A master baiter"
"Australians don't have sex. ... Australians mate"