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Joke of the Day
"What was Bin Laden's favorite Football team? The New York Jets"
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"Donald Trump calls on Hillary to shut down her foundation. Meanwhile, we're all still begging him to choose a more natural color for his."
"Wanna hear a bondage joke? Sorry I'm all tied up at the moment"
"How do calculus students feel about undefined slopes in Cartesian planes? Indifferential."
"How do you get a fat girl into your bed? Piece of cake..."
"What did Dracula say to the teacher? See you next period."
"[takes a massive shit on a bird in the park] See? Not nice, is it?"
"Robin: ""Let me drive the Batmobile!"" Batman: ""Never. I'd rather let Superman."" *wall breaks down* Superman: ""OMG really??"" Batman: ""No."""
"Did the girl ever go to the whore Olympics? Nah, she couldn't be fucked."
"Why can't you hear rabbits have sex? because they have cotton balls."