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Joke of the Day

"I was going to repost this really condescending joke I read, but... you guys didn't get it last time, and probably wont get it this time either."

"My wife is like a delicious strawberry popsicle. Cold on the inside and 90% artificial."

"I didn't know it was Earth Day I'm usually in the dark on it..."

"How do you know your at a gay bbq? Hotdogs taste like shit"

"There once was a soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray... He is now a seasoned veteran."

"My boss said he's going to fire the employee with the worst posture. I've got a hunch it might be me."

"Just been sent to jail for the first time and spent the first half hour getting ass raped. My Uncle Frank takes Monopoly far too seriously"

"What did the grape say when she let her kids play in the sun to long? I hate raisin kids!"

"""I don't know where this rumor started, but Company and I are just good friends."" -Misery"

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