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Joke of the Day

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Power Ranger Barbie ...with karate-chop action; complete with the ridiculous outfit"

"Back then: You are the bomb, yo Future: You are the clock, yo"

"Sometimes I dance on my bed half naked & sing into my hairbrush.... and other days... I take my medication."

"his palms are sweaty, knees weak, palms are sweaty. he forgot his lyrics already, palms are sweaty"

"Who are the fastest readers in the world? The people in the world trade center, these mother fuckers blew threw a hundred stories in two seconds!"

"Which kid? Wife: Honey, i think you don't love our kids equally. It seems you have one that gets less love from you. Husband: Really? Which kid do you mean? Karl, Tina or the fat one"

"Finish this thought A man lands on his driveway, gets out of his spaceship, enters his home to find..."

"So Trump says he picked a bunch of great people to run the government... But honestly, I've seen better cabinets at IKEA."

"Why is air a lot like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any"

"Holy shit, remember rhymes with September. If no one thought about putting that in a song, I'm gonna be rich."