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Joke of the Day

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Power Ranger Barbie ...with karate-chop action; complete with the ridiculous outfit"

"What is the best cure for a headache? DECAPITATION!!!"

"Man, all the girls I saw today were so hot ...because it was 90 degrees out."

"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard & they're like ""How did your milkshake develop a gravitational pull that was gender specific?"""

"whats the worst part about cooking vegetables? putting the wheelchair into the oven."

"A Response To The Stupid ""What's The Difference Between Jam And Jelly Joke"" Reposted Every Second Day Your mama must have fed you jelly, 'cause jam don't shake like that."

"Everybody on Earth must be ''literate''... because nobody ever uses the trash cans anymore :/"

"Cell phones make it easy to communicate with everybody except the people you're currently with."

"How ugly was she? Paper or plasic?"

"Stevie Wonder... I don't see what his problem is!"