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Joke of the Day

"Unexpected things ""It says here on your resume that you're good at saying unexpected things.."" ""Yes I am"" ""But I thought you were gonna say something unexp- ..oh you're good"""

"How do you turn your dishwasher into a snow plow? Give her a shovel"

"Why couldn't the lumberjack sign into Facebook? Because he was logged out!"

"A priest, rapist, and a child molestor walk into a bar Then he ordered a drink."

"Why did Eli Manning didn't react to the Broncos winning the Superbowl? Because the fine bros would sue."

"Don't kiss today You're going to fast, it's only the first date"

"I'm good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet... I don't know y."

"So oxygen went on a second date with potassium That went OK2"

"I was going to tell a celery joke but it might become a laughing stalk. O_o"

"I was going to sign this permission slip to let my daughter watch The Grinch at school but I haven't heard back from North Korea yet."