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Joke of the Day

"WTF!!!!!!!!!!! A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi. B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi."

"wrong number every day i get 30 calls as wrong number what should i do ?? im fed up of wrong numberss``"

"What do you call a dear with no eyes? No Idea"

"Wherever someone says, ""Oh, geez!"" I always think, ""OGs,"" as in ""Original Gangstas."" Whenever someone says, ""Gee whizz!"" I think, ""...gross."""

"I removed electrons from a seal Got a seal-ion"

"The FineBros remind me of a movie villian... ...they revealed their master plan via monologue and were stopped before they could end the world."

"The best pick up advice I've ever been told is.. ..always bend your knees."

"The restraining order doesn't mean we can't hangout. It just says I can't get within 50 ft of you. So you wanna play catch or Frisbee or something?"

"When you're feeling bored and unsatisfied with life, just remember... That there are some people who think Golf is interesting."

"What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and the American people? America doesn't want Bush."