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Joke of the Day

"WTF!!!!!!!!!!! A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi. B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi."

"What's the difference between Spartacus and Hannibal Lector One of them's a gladiator, and the other is glad he ate her!"

"What do you call a zoo with only Giraffes? Giraffic Park!!!!!!! HAHHHAHAAHHAHAA"

"There needs to be a universal hand signal to let people know they still have their blinker on. Mouthing ""you're dead asshole"" isn't working."

"Thought of this one when i woke up today If someone injects Orange juice into their arm is it a Breakfix?"

"What do you call a gay Jew? A he-blew."

"I was going to exercise until I remembered the story about that healthy guy that died that one time."

"SNAKE: im gonna bite you SNAKE CHARMER: u are so sexy S: wha- SC: *presses finger to lips* still wana bite me? S: *blushes* well not anymore"

"I'm going to take a shower and wash my hair, only to have it washed later at the salon. Because, I'm a woman and that makes sense."

"Nosy Peppers Nosy peppers are jalapeno business."