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Joke of the Day

"They really should have predicted the fall of Communism sooner. After all, there were plenty of red flags."

"FOX is adapting a mash-up of Who Wants to Marry a Millionaire and Are you smarter than a 5th grader for Bangladesh. They're calling it, Who Wants to Marry a 5th Grader"

"I dropped my phone in the toilet, so I put it in a bowl of rice, and waited for the Asians to come and fix it."

"I asked a Southeast-Asian-looking elderly gentleman if he was from Thailand. He said, ""Yeah, Siam."""

"If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic."

"What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil ? One rarely bites and the other barely writes !"

"What is Son Goku's least liked food? Vegetta balls"

"You're ""gluten free?"" How nice. I'm mostly ""money free"" so I can't be so fuckin' picky."

"PRETZELS Two pretzels were walking down the street, and one was a salted."

"What do you call two fruits that can't get married? Cantaloupes"