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Joke of the Day
"whats worse than a dead cat on the piano? a diseased beaver on your organ..."
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"One Gay Greek says to another, ""Do you think you'll ever go back to Greece?"" ""No,"" he answered, ""I'll stick with K-Y Jelly!"""
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