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Joke of the Day

"Can we please stop referring to them as ""dick pics."" I think ""penis portraits"" has a classy je ne sais quoi appeal."

"Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches."

"Lil Wayne is like if a doctor's handwriting came to life."

"My boss fired me because of my lack of knowledge in regards to the workplace. After a few hours I finally found the exit."

"Whoever coined the term Downward Spiral should have made it sound a lot less fun."

"""You miss 100% of the shots you don't take"" is terrible advice for a recovering alcoholic."

"The only problem with kissing a perfect 10... ...is how cold the mirror feels against your lips."

"Pornhub titles always lack depth, and imagination. Yes, we know college girl tries anal for first time, but whats her major? Her dreams?"

"If you told them they would be on TV, millions would sign up for ""So You Think You Can Survive the Vacuum of Space""."

"A Trump Irony How is Trump going to keep immigrants out if he can't keep protesters from crashing his rally?"