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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Ritz and a lesbian? One is a snack cracker and the other is a crack snacker."

"I work as a dishwasher, Its a pretty dishgusting job."

"I make the Transformers sound when I change into sweatpants."

"What does a vagina and the mob have in common? One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit."

"""Wearing horizontal stripes will make you look bigger and really stand out."" Young Waldo: (whispering) Some day I'll prove you wrong."

"What do you call it when a black chick shows you her pussy? Nutella Spread"

"What did the right crazy-saggy boob say to the left crazy-saggy boob? If we don't get some support soon, people are gonna think we're nuts."

"Why don't your balls like being chomped on? It makes them a bit teste."

"Guy walks into a bar and says ""Give me a 'bad hombre'"" The bartender fills the glass with liquor, lights it on fire and throws it in his face."

"What kind of joke did the forgetful Redditor make?"