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Joke of the Day
"I work as a dishwasher, Its a pretty dishgusting job."
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"For decades now microwave designers have labored under the false assumption that people want extra features on their microwave. They don't."
"You are my methods. I am nothing without you."
"What did the Ukrainian say to the whiny American? Crimea River."
"Did you hear the one about the man who was run over by a Nissan? He had to pay the altamate price."
"My friend went camping in the Serengeti with all sorts of lions roaming around It was in tents"
"Nose hairs must be the longest hairs on the human body. When you pull them your arsehole twitches."
"What kind of bat hangs upside-down? An acrobat."
"all I wanna do is [gunshot noise] [gunshot noise] [gunshot noise] [gunshot noise] [gunshot noise] move to a safer neighborhood"
"What's the longest piece of furniture in the school? The multiplication table."