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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when a black chick shows you her pussy? Nutella Spread"

"What do you get when you cross my mom and my dad? I don't know but my dad said it was a mistake :D"

"Give a man a fish and you will feed him for a day Teach a man to fish and he will spend hundreds of dollars on equipment he will use 3 times a year"

"[If my dog could talk] DUDE, IT'S BEEN 9 YEARS. I GET IT. I'M A GOOD BOY"

"What's the worst thing about being in an incestuous relationship with your own father? Every time you say to him ""I'm horny"" he always replies ""Hi, horny, I'm dad""."

"What did the hopeless romantic baker say to the dough? You're my life's devotion. I knead you!"

"What kind of fish is made from two sodium atoms? A 2na"

"What does a lawyer wear to work? A lawsuit!"

"I don't believe in peer pressure. Unless my friends do..."

"People call me peanut-butter... Because everywhere I go, folks be gettin' jelly."