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Joke of the Day
"What does a vagina and the mob have in common? One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit."
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"Who has the most karma on Reddit? Buddha."
"A Portuguese, a Greek and a Spaniard go into a bar. Who pays? A German."
"[job interview] ""We feel that you just aren't quite mature enough for the position."" It's the Velcro shoes, isn't it. ""...yes."""
"If the 2008 election was about Hope and Change, what is 2016? Fear and Loathing."
"How does an Australian call his friend from the Czech Republic? Czechmate"
"Why did the jellyfish's wife leave him? He stung her into action."
"This girl tweeted ""You might be ghetto if you bring outside food into the movies."" ...No, you might be stupid if you pay 4.99 for Skittles."
"Mom, I am very worried... Mom, I am very worried, I have lost 3 kg. - But that are great news, You should be very happy. Yeah, Say it to my Colombian *friends*"
"Nick Cannon is the new face of Radio Shack both of which apparently still excist"