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Joke of the Day

"""Wanna hear a joke?"" ""Alright then."" ""What's the difference between a toilet and a fridge?"" ""I don't know,"" ""You're disgusting."""

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"April showers bring may flowers What do may flowers bring? Pilgrims. What do Pilgrims bring? Smallpox"
"I just thought of a great joke!! https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/48lziv/hey_guys_i_invented_a_new_word/"
"The age old question... The age old question, if I paint my car black will it stop working or will it run faster?"
"Knock knock... Who's there? Poo. Poo who? POOYOUMOTHAFUCKKKKKKAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!! /r/unexpectedthuglife"
"You know, we're not all that different from the Middle East You smoke weed here, you become stoned. You smoke weed there, you get stoned."
"No girl jokes. Period."
"Whodunnit ? by Ivor Clew"
"""The bad news is that you've had a stroke. The good news is that IKEA has hired you to name all their new products!"""
"""HELP!"" Joe pants. ""WHAT IS IT JOE?"" I belt. ""I THINK SOMEBODY SWITCHED OUR ARTICULATORY VERBS WITH CLOTHING WORDS."" He cardigans."