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Joke of the Day
"I make the Transformers sound when I change into sweatpants."
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"What do the Mafia and vaginas have in common? One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit"
"Women are like condoms They spend more time in your wallet than on your dick."
"A Guy Walks Into A Bar........ Wait For It........ ""Ouch"""
"I'm bored Think I will go to the mall, find a great parking spot and sit in my car with my reverse lights on."
"The secret to becoming a millionaire... Is by being a billionaire, then starting an airline."
"What do you call a rapper who masterbates a lot? Lil Wayne-ker"
"Other people's children are my form of birth control."