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Joke of the Day

"Today at my school, someone dressed up as the Reaper for Orange Ribbon week He was looking pretty Grim"

"I had a terrible experience at the Reddit bistro All of the servers were busy"

"Having a dog around pretty much denies any opportunity to take advantage of the 5 second rule on a dropped chip"

"How do you test a saltshaker ? You call in a redditor."

"I'm at my classiest when my date rips my bra off and cookie crumbs fall out"

"If these celebrity stints in rehab were any shorter, they'd be drive-thrus."

"Pikachu used thunderbolt... Squirtle fainted."

"Hate it when I can't find my slippers so I have to stand upon the wings of my pet pterodactyl Benedict as he fetches me the morning paper"

"I scream. You scream. We all scream. We're being chased by bears. Life is a nightmare."

"*Britney Spears releases a new fragrance* *the other dinner guests look embarrassed and pretend not to notice.*"