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Joke of the Day

"Its stupid of Apple to include Health apps with their products... ...Everybody knows that people with one Kidney are not supposed to run."

"What My Girlfriend Thought, First four Dates: 1. Nice shirt. 2. Wow. A second nice shirt. 3. OK, first shirt again. 4. He has two shirts."

"I ran over some flowers when I was mowing today Whoopsy-daisy!"

"How did the hipster burn his mouth? He sipped his coffee before it was cool."

"What do you call a black guy on a bike? Crime"

"technology My Grandpa said ""Your generation relies to much on technology."" I said ""No, your generation relies to much on technology."" Then I unplugged his life support."

"My bowel is upset. Must be full of shit."

"Whenever I rely on gravity, it lets me down. Every single time."

"Why couldn't the melons get married? Because they can't elope."

"""Polar bears can't jump"" -- black bears"