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Joke of the Day

"How do you test a saltshaker ? You call in a redditor."

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"Hell hath no fury like woman tagged in a Facebook photo that makes her look fat."
"Sorry I always spell your name Brain, guys named Brain."
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"Well it looks like it's just you and me.. [tumbleweed starts rolling away] WAIT TUMBLY, NO"
"What's the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants??? One is a crusty bus station and one is a busty crustacean:D"
"A police officer walks into a bar. He shoots it and claims self defense."