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Joke of the Day

"Pikachu used thunderbolt... Squirtle fainted."

"Why do ants rarely, if ever, get sick? Because of their tiny little anty bodies."

"doctor looking at his iPad: oh no, this isn't good ... Me: give it to me straight doc what is it doctor: well, I forgot my wifi password"

"They say ""once you go black, you never go back,"" but.. If it's Hispanic, you know it's *gigantic!*"

"7: Its the last week of school so we don't have to go. Can I stay home? Me: Ha! Nice try, kid. Teacher: Its true. Me: Ha! NICE TRY, TEACHER."

"I hate it when I remove myself from around people to fart in peace and they follow me right after I have release a big one."

"Just had the following conversation in court Judge: State your name. Me: Not Guilty Judge: What? Me: I had it legally changed. Judge: You're Not Guilty? Me: Thanks, I'm outta here"

"Whats green, has six legs and if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A snooker table"

"What does an envelope say when you lick it? Nothing. It just shuts up."

"What is long and hard on a Newfie? Grade 1."