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Joke of the Day

"I had a terrible experience at the Reddit bistro All of the servers were busy"

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"""I'm so nervous,... ...this is the first time that I'm with a prostitute."" ""Just relax and tell me what you like."" ""I like turtles"" :-)"
"*cooks french fries on your greasy hair*"
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