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Joke of the Day

"Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding."

"Survey Says A survey found that 20% of men kiss their wife goodbye when they leave the house, and 80% kiss their house goodbye when they leave their wife."

"ME (tousling his hair): You got a girlfriend? 8 YEAR-OLD: Yeah ME (grabbing him by the collar): How. How did you do it"

"Well my friend was raped by a troupe of mime artists... They did unspeakable things to her."

"Did you hear about the ghost who went on safari? He was a big-game haunter!"

"Finally time for Donald Trump to.. Finally time for Donald Trump to have his long-pending anus transplant. He really needs to stop shitting from his mouth now."

"My 11 year old dumped his girlfriend because she was too ""sassy."" So I'm guessing my days are numbered."

"We've just put the swimming pool up for the kids, not sure if I'm gonna hide in it, but I'm definitely gonna... Lilo"

"Threesome So, I finally talked my wife into having a threesome... So she said the only condition is that she pick the other girl... So I told her no... I will pick both of them.."

"Sex is like a gas station..!! Sometime you get full service... Sometimes you gotta ask for service and sometimes you have to be happy with self service.!"