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Joke of the Day

"Did you here about the girl who got electrocuted by her vibrator at a sleep over? It was such a buzz kill"

"just found out today that monkeys don't lay eggs. so what have i been buying on craigslist. what have i been eating"

"Confucious say... Confucious say a boy who goes to bed with sex problem wake up with solution in hand."

"What is the 100% guaranteed way to get younger looking skin? Believe in reincarnation."

"What do you call an obese woman with a rape whistle? Optimistic."

"After 15 years, I finally met my dad. He's a pharmacist."

"What starts with e, ends with e, and has one letter in it? An envelope."

"Husband says to his wife ""you're always pushing me around and talking behind my back!"" She says ""what do you expect? You're in a wheelchair."""

"October's cool because you can buy 60 Snickers, 48 beers, a hockey mask, chainsaw, 30 leaf bags and the cashier won't even acknowledge it."

"I've been teaching myself French so that I can seduce my wife Boner Petite, baby!"