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Joke of the Day

"Threesome So, I finally talked my wife into having a threesome... So she said the only condition is that she pick the other girl... So I told her no... I will pick both of them.."

"""If anyone has a reason why these two should not be wed, speak now or forever hold your peace"" (from the back) He saw Creed live in 2003"

"whats the difference between cancer and black people? cancer got jobs. (too soon.)"

"Why did the poor dog chase his tail? Because he was trying to make both ends meet."

"How do you comfort a grammar fanatic? There, they're, their..."

"At the police station a) Somebody stole my wallet. b) When did this happen ? a) I don't know he also stole my watch."

"What did the blind man say when he walked passed the fish aisle in the supermarket? Good morning, ladies."

"Muhabbetin hasn Geekyapar! Can Sungur buralarn tek adimini mi?"

"Cats and Dogs Did you know cats are smarter than dogs? Dogs can't take x-rays, but cats can."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Ankara ! Ankara who ? Ankara went off the cliff !"