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Joke of the Day

"Finally time for Donald Trump to.. Finally time for Donald Trump to have his long-pending anus transplant. He really needs to stop shitting from his mouth now."

"Whenever I flush a bug down the toilet, I have to watch and make sure it dosen't come back, zombie style, with revenge in it's tiny heart."

"Q. What do tired line dancers do? A. They Line Down :-)"

"Why did the Gluteus Maximus feel bullied? He was the butt of many jokes."

"How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? Hey wanna go ride bikes?"

"What did one atom say to the other? ""I lost an electron..."" The other atom asks ""Are you sure?"" First atom replies, ""I'm positive!"""

"Scientists believe the world began with the ""Big Bang"". Chuck Norris shrugs it off as a ""bad case of gas""."

"Once upon a time there were five apples Which was the cowboy? None - because they were all redskins."

"Today I got chased by a thief trying to steal my wallet.. I managed to get away, but he definitely gave me a good run for my money!"

"As I was paying for a 15 year old escort I thought... ...I'm getting a really good deal on this car."