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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the ghost who went on safari? He was a big-game haunter!"
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"What kind of rodent DDOS attacks Al Queda's Twitter account? An anonimouse"
"A friend of mine got crushed by falling books. He only has his shelf to blame."
"the butter churner asked the milk ""whats wrong..."" the milk responded ""im just a bit stirred up but ill be butter in a while"""
"When he died, Beethoven left something on his piano bench It was the same thing he left in his toilet: his last movement"
"Not sure if my bed is calling me or if its the girl I left handcuffed all day"
"I bet if I got one of those jumbo 16-slice toasters, people would finally take me seriously."
"What do slutty women and Windows have in common? They're both backwards compatible."
"Women are like bacon: we look good, we smell good, we taste good, and we will slowly kill you"
"Hahaha - Very Funny Joke Boy: I sent love letters to my girlfriend everyday for 3 years. Friend: Then what happened? Boy: Nothing finally She married the postman."