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Joke of the Day
"Well my friend was raped by a troupe of mime artists... They did unspeakable things to her."
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"My dad did the running man once.. I haven't seen him since. (Unoriginal)"
"Have you heard there's a new disease you can get from using Linux? It's Terminal. (OC joke.)"
"A guy is fucking his wife up the ass when the house catches fire. Why does his wife make it outside first? Her shit is packed."
"When telling a joke to a German, it's very important to remember the rule of three. They have a very drei sense of humor."
"Why is a raven like a writing desk? Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave."
"Red. My least favorite urine color."
"The number of lies told by men would decrease significantly if women stopped asking questions"
"If you watch COPS backwards it's just a bunch of people overcoming miraculous obstacles to win free drugs"
"From my dad: What do you get when a topless blonde rubs sun tanning oil on a topless brunette? Your camera."