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Joke of the Day

"I tried making a chemistry joke today... ... But all the good element jokes Argon"

"Don't you hate when you're at the mall and there's a kid that just won't shut up. You're like, ""SHHH!"" And he's all, ""STRANGER! DANGER!"

"Picture a fish household with an upside-down bowl for their tiny human"

"What do you call a 2D fairy? Pixie-lated"

"[NSFW] How do you mount your virtual girlfriend? With a hard drive bae."

"I'm trying to think of a good algebra joke but I cant find the right angle..."

"Why did the chemist break his teeth? He ate a Pb and j sandwich I'd tell you another but all the good jokes argon"

"One of the guys I work with overdosed on Viagra. His wife's been taking it pretty hard."

"Note for Santa Dear Santa, Please give me a big fat bank account and a slim body. Please don't mix those two up like you did last year. Thanks."

"Son: ""Dad, can you give me 30 bucks?"" Dad: ""20 bucks? What the hell do you need 10 bucks for?!"""