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Joke of the Day
"How do you keep a idiot waiting? I'll tell you guys later."
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"I just read a pamphlet about sex & I'm gonna be honest: it sounds pretty cool."
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"How to fall down the stairs * Step 1: * Step 2: * Step 4: * Step 17: * Step 35: And you're done!"